Allie Compeau

Children’s Author & Illustrator

I write funny, imaginative books for curious kids—the kind who ask big questions, love ridiculous answers, and aren’t afraid to get a little weird.

From pirate poop and boogers to adventures, mysteries, and magic, my stories are made to get kids laughing, wondering, and turning the page.

Come find your next favorite story!

Where Do Pirates Poop?

A silly question. A surprisingly real answer.

Have you ever wondered where pirates went to the bathroom while sailing the high seas?

Join one very curious kid as he imagines all the ridiculous possibilities—from pirate hats and treasure chests to cannons, barrels, and more—before discovering how pirates really did poop aboard their ships.

Funny, gross, and packed with pirate silliness, Where Do Pirates Poop? is a picture book for curious kids ages 3–5 who love asking the questions grown-ups don’t expect.